even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
only you would photoshop your dick
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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