Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He better not be in your backpack
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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