I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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