Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
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