I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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