i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
im holly from the hills drunk
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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