I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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