My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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