We need to rekindle our bromance
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I just gargled with NyQuil
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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