ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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