You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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