I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
My life is pants optional.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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