was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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