Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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