After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Randomize
