Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Come share oat with me in your robe
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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