My first STD was from a foam party
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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