My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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