i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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