He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
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