"it" just moved
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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