I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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