He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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