Just fell off a train. Bad.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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