Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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