she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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