it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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