Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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