redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
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