Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Dear god my vagina.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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