If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Holy shit dude........stairs
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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