I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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