Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Blood and glitter go together right?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Randomize
