Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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