You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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