just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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