She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
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