I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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