i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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