Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
...so i touched it.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I lost the right to judge tonight
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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