I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
We are all done wearing pants today
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
