How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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