she was so not down for the gang bang
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I think I just shit out all my problems.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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