Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
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