She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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