I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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