she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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