But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Randomize
