i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
My pussy is not your playground.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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