Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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