Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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