its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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