I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I need to wash the frat house off of me
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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