I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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