You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
