I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
wow bdsm is so cute
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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