Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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