3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
it glows. i had to have it.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
The power of my boobs compel you
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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